"I'm doomed. One little slip like that could cause the Great Pumpkin to pass you by."

Here is the season of Halloween in the Lopez household.
Me: Mom, guess what is on at 8pm!
Mom: CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS!!!!
Me: No..Halloween. wrong seasons!
Mom: Oh thank god you remembered! I would of been mortified if we would have forgotten!
we both are yelling blahblahblah
Dad: Will you two calm down?

Tis' the season.
just wait til Christmas....things get better.